A great smelling beard balm with hints of cinnamon and manliness. This beard balm will tame and shape your beard; guaranteed to keep you looking like Ernest Hemingway and not the town hobo.
SMELL: Imagine an eagle flying over a Christmas tree on the 4th of July.
And a distinct blend of essential oils that's says you're a man of class with subtle hints of danger.
DIRECTIONS: apply a quarter size of Doc Spartan to your palm and rub into your hands. Massage evenly into your beard. Shape and/or comb beard afterwards. For best results flex in the mirror while applying.
Warning: not responsible for increased sexual activity while wearing this beard balm. Use with caution.